Have a Mom & Pop or Small Business?

Rock salt trekked everywhere?
Bathroom not so fresh?

Tired at the end of the week
and too busy to clean?

Operation is not big enough
to warrant hiring a company?

Call on Monk O'Phile!

Affordable cleaning when you need it-- weekly, monthly, on call

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Diabetic Cats

Does your beloved cat have diabetes? And you are uncomfortable leaving him with a sitter, afraid he won't get the care he deserves?
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Allow me to tend to your cats while you are away, insulin shots are no problem for me. I can come to your home as many times a day as you need.
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As always, my care wouldn't be limited to giving an injection and pouring food into a bowl.
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Your cat will be fed, their environment kept clean, and they will be played with and brushed.
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All pets are treated as if they were my own.
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Dog owners: I am confident in my abilities, so if you have a dog in need of injections, just teach me and I'm happy to help you out.

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A fact of life is...

... death
... it is always sad, but it is also inevitable.

So I offer dual services:

• If you're having people back to the house after the funeral, you want it to look nice. I can clean it for you.
• The second part is a precaution against an unthinkable crime-- house break ins while loved ones are at a wake or funeral. A despicable act, yes, but read the papers and you see it happens. I can sit at the house while you're out and can even do my cleaning during that time.

I can also set the table and heat a casserole so the food is all ready when you get back.

Rates can be discounted for the elderly.
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Before Contacting Me, Please Read This

*Elf Hours: with the exception of Real Estate jobs, I do not allow people around me when I work. I like to work what I call 'Elf Hours': When you leave for work, your house is messy-- when you come home, it's clean. *Unless you have a lot of children and animals, you don't need weekly cleaning. Bi-weekly is usually good enough. Many only have monthly. *Occasional cleaning is great-- when you just can't stand the mess anymore or are expecting company! __________________________________ RATES: Cleaning: $25 an hour (realtors see below)plus gas if house is more than 20 minutes drive Packing/Moving: If local, less than cleaning Pet Care: Depends on days/tasks/number of pets. Driving: Depends on distance, time, passengers, etc. Basic local driving is $15 an hour plus gas and tolls (car seats not provided)...(SNOW rates are often higher depending on conditions and distance) Errands: Varies, will even do errands for trade Decluttering (with you): $20 an hour, round trip gas money and flowing coffee House Sitting (turn lights on/off, bring in paper/mail): generally $10 to $15 a day (morning and night), but ask me. ___________________________________ REAL ESTATE CLEANING: The "Elf Hours" can be suspended for Move In cleanings (when I'm cleaning up the mess from the previous owners' moving out). If their move out is close to your move in, overlap is sometimes unavoidable. Some real estate cleaning rates may go above $25 per hour (evictions when the apartment/house has been trashed, etc), please talk to me about costs. _________________________________ *Character and Professional References upon request. FYI in case you think $25 an hour is too much: $3.825 an hour goes to the IRS. Plus I buy all my own supplies. Also, I get no sick pay, and if a client decides to cancel my cleaning-- I just don't get paid. No security. So I'd be wise to tuck away a little money from each job. Please don't think I make $100 on a 4 hour house. It's closer to $60 * *

Meet Maura & her "Staff"

Left: Maura, el jeffe of Monk O'Phile, with a puppy on Honduras mission trip (most dogs in Guaimaca were scrawny street dogs, this was a rare pet)

Above Right: Tracy (raker/sweeper extraordinaire...
despite her size, amazingly strong)
playing games with teens at our church

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On Right: Maura's son Oscar (master of Pledge & Windex) at Making Strides for Breast Cancer walk. Box lifter like no other.

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Driving Services

This is "Big Ben" (as we named the Taurus) on the lot when I purchased him last November.

Allow me to drive you to work, airport, train, school, church, doctors, social visits

or your children to orthodontists, dance, sports, rehearsal or whatever they have to do that starts before you can get out of work to take them yourself

Why drive in the snow? Let me take you!
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My newest toy--
16 gallon Ridgid wet dry vac with a gutter hook!

I'm in the process of cleaning my own basement with it,
can't wait to use it in your house, too!

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